Redneck Divorce ...Item from "DR@HDfixit"

DEAR BILLIE BOB,


OUR DIVORCE IS NOW FINAL!

AS PER MY COPY OF THE COURT ORDER,

WHICH SAYS THAT YOU AND YOUR NEW WIFE

WERE AWARDED THE DOUBLE WIDE MOBILE HOME AND THE

PICKUP TRUCK, PLEASE NOTE THAT

I PROMPTLY DELIVERED THE TRUCK ON

OR ABOUT 2 P.M.YESTERDAY!

SO, HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING?

SEE YOU AROUND,

JAMIE LEE