Virgin Mary Spotted in Chicago

It seems that with Pope-o-mania making headlines lately, a really important religious figure has been overlooked for a while...until now...

The Virgin Mary has been spotted on a concrete wall in Chicago. But reports are inconclusive because here in the southern hemisphere She is being reported to be in an underpass, while in the northern hemisphere it is reported as an overpass. This is not the first sighting of the Holy Mother in the area, however, as She was spotted floating in Lake Michigan about a year ago. She apparently has an affinity for visiting Illinois, which has a rich history of hosting her visits. Developing....