Conversion Of A Non-Believer
I have been converted by the histrionics of the MSM and the liberal minded. I have to act with piety upon my new found beliefs; to be politically correct and accepted by all the humanity loving individuals of the world, so let me outline my new faith:
I shall try to exert myself to the best of my powers and abilities.
(example: politically correct and highly admired: Religion of Peace: Jihad is an Arabic word meaning "striving hard" or exerting yourself to the best of your power and ability.)
My doctrine will be as follows:
1. To attain nearness to God, by struggling to overcome (How do I intend to acheive my new found values in my attempt to remain the MSM's darling, and, get a guest appearance on the Oprah show, you ask?
your) my bad desires;
2. To stick to (
Islam) my doctrine under difficult circumstances, such as when facing persecution and other problems;
3. To take part in the defence of (
the Muslim) my community when it is attacked by an enemy who wishes to destroy ( Islam) it.
4. To take the message of (
Islam) my doctrine to others, by devoting ( your) my time and money for this work.
5. "Strive against them (
the non-believers) a mighty striving with (i.e. with the ( Quran) doctrine)."
Firstly, I will approach my neighbouring countries and obtain millions of dollars to fund my activities. Read here....
With my funding secured I shall then employ (no outsourcing here) my many followers of the true doctrine and utilise their specialised skills. ie..... here and here.
I shall have the support of many enabling me to replace my followers' old tools of profession, with the sharpest weapons available. My supporters are recruiters and also have built in safe storage in the buildings of my faith. Imagine, I can acheive all this, while remaining the down trodden victim in the eyes of the MSM and Oprah.
Michael Moore, the rich, government members who don't have power but want it, hack actors and actresses along with all their anti-US followers, will fund and produce a documentary about the evil suppressors of my faith for the rest of the world to witness the unholy persecutors in action.
With the question of finance and support covered I shall then proceed with my doctrine of faith and now show how I will respond to criticism, difficult situations, lies and persecution.
After alll this, I WILL, still be seen and portrayed as the VICTIM and the US hated. Thank you MSM, thank you for supporting my faith and not your own troops and country. May you all experience the kiss of matrydom and join your 72 virgins in paradise.
TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT that requires no words
The majority of the Iraqis in the mass grave were Kurdish women and children who were butchered. Read and or view video here.
If the MSM and liberal moonbats spouting nonsense can justify their sympathetic views towards the Islamic fanatics=murderers, I too, will adopt their method of fighting, so I can justify forcing planes to crash into their divine Mecca in protest of their invasion of western countries, through both illegal and legal immigration. I too, can demand foreign governments recognise that my religious rights supersede all others, including the laws of lands. I too, can justify the murder of innocents in the name of my faith. I too, can count upon leftist BS to support my worldwide public image of victim not aggressor. I too, can be forgiven for killing 1000's in one strike of suicidal homicide. I too, can demand that all Muslims leave my country, with the crying mantra they don't belong here, this is my country. I too, can maim, murder, butcher, commit honour killings in the name of my faith. I too, can send suicide bombers into the street to kill innocents and lay the blame at their feet not mine. I too, can force all to convert to my religion or behead, hang, kill in any manner, non believers. To sum it all up: It is time for the MSM to start reporting objectively and not with their personal agendas stamped all over the articles. It is time that freedom of speech be made accountable when murders of innocents are being committed because of the way events are portrayed. It is time for truth and justice.
UPDATE see Mending Wall article Unreal:
To refresh your memory: Osama bin Laden issued a fatwa against America in February 1998. A "fatwa" is a legally binding interpretation of the Quran for a contemporary issue written by an Islamic scholar. Here's a brief sampling:
"The ruling to kill the Americans and their allies civilians and military is an individual duty for every Muslim who can do it in any country in which it is possible to do it, in order to liberate the al-Aqsa Mosque [in Jerusalem] and the holy mosque [in Mecca] from their grip, and in order for their armies to move out of all the lands of Islam, defeated and unable to threaten any Muslim.This is in accordance with the words of Almighty Allah "and fight the pagans all together as they fight you all together,"and "fight them until there is no more tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah."