Monday, May 30, 2005

Conversion Of A Non-Believer


I have been converted by the histrionics of the MSM and the liberal minded. I have to act with piety upon my new found beliefs; to be politically correct and accepted by all the humanity loving individuals of the world, so let me outline my new faith:

I shall try to exert myself to the best of my powers and abilities.
(example: politically correct and highly admired: Religion of Peace: Jihad is an Arabic word meaning "striving hard" or exerting yourself to the best of your power and ability.)

My doctrine will be as follows:
The (Holy Quran) doctrine shall mention the following purposes for which (a Muslim) I should strive hard:
1. To attain nearness to God, by struggling to overcome (your) my bad desires;

2. To stick to (Islam) my doctrine under difficult circumstances, such as when facing persecution and other problems;

3. To take part in the defence of (the Muslim) my community when it is attacked by an enemy who wishes to destroy (Islam) it.

4. To take the message of (Islam) my doctrine to others, by devoting (your) my time and money for this work.

5. "Strive against them (the non-believers) a mighty striving with (i.e. with the (Quran) doctrine)."
How do I intend to acheive my new found values in my attempt to remain the MSM's darling, and, get a guest appearance on the Oprah show, you ask?

Firstly, I will approach my neighbouring countries and obtain millions of dollars to fund my activities. Read here....

With my funding secured I shall then employ (no outsourcing here) my many followers of the true doctrine and utilise their specialised skills. ie..... here and here.

I shall have the support of many enabling me to replace my followers' old tools of profession, with the sharpest weapons available. My supporters are recruiters and also have built in safe storage in the buildings of my faith. Imagine, I can acheive all this, while remaining the down trodden victim in the eyes of the MSM and Oprah.

Michael Moore, the rich, government members who don't have power but want it, hack actors and actresses along with all their anti-US followers, will fund and produce a documentary about the evil suppressors of my faith for the rest of the world to witness the unholy persecutors in action.

With the question of finance and support covered I shall then proceed with my doctrine of faith and now show how I will respond to criticism, difficult situations, lies and persecution.

After alll this, I WILL, still be seen and portrayed as the VICTIM and the US hated. Thank you MSM, thank you for supporting my faith and not your own troops and country. May you all experience the kiss of matrydom and join your 72 virgins in paradise.

TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT that requires no words

The majority of the Iraqis in the mass grave were Kurdish women and children who were butchered. Read and or view video here.

If the MSM and liberal moonbats spouting nonsense can justify their sympathetic views towards the Islamic fanatics=murderers, I too, will adopt their method of fighting, so I can justify forcing planes to crash into their divine Mecca in protest of their invasion of western countries, through both illegal and legal immigration. I too, can demand foreign governments recognise that my religious rights supersede all others, including the laws of lands. I too, can justify the murder of innocents in the name of my faith. I too, can count upon leftist BS to support my worldwide public image of victim not aggressor. I too, can be forgiven for killing 1000's in one strike of suicidal homicide. I too, can demand that all Muslims leave my country, with the crying mantra they don't belong here, this is my country. I too, can maim, murder, butcher, commit honour killings in the name of my faith. I too, can send suicide bombers into the street to kill innocents and lay the blame at their feet not mine. I too, can force all to convert to my religion or behead, hang, kill in any manner, non believers. To sum it all up: It is time for the MSM to start reporting objectively and not with their personal agendas stamped all over the articles. It is time that freedom of speech be made accountable when murders of innocents are being committed because of the way events are portrayed. It is time for truth and justice.

UPDATE see Mending Wall article Unreal:
To refresh your memory: Osama bin Laden issued a fatwa against America in February 1998. A "fatwa" is a legally binding interpretation of the Quran for a contemporary issue written by an Islamic scholar. Here's a brief sampling:

"The ruling to kill the Americans and their allies civilians and military is an individual duty for every Muslim who can do it in any country in which it is possible to do it, in order to liberate the al-Aqsa Mosque [in Jerusalem] and the holy mosque [in Mecca] from their grip, and in order for their armies to move out of all the lands of Islam, defeated and unable to threaten any Muslim.This is in accordance with the words of Almighty Allah "and fight the pagans all together as they fight you all together,"and "fight them until there is no more tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah."


Blogger Oldcatman said...

I didn't get on the computer yesterday--damn floaters really distract me!

And what do my wondering eyes greet me first this AM---this piece.

Boy what a thought provoker.

As I read thru it (twice and I'm sure again...) the basic philosphy sounds very righteous--but then again so does the bible, the jewish book, etc.............

To me they all take a BIG dive after MAN starts interepting
and maniuplating "their book" to suit their personal self serving needs.

Then the religious crap hits the fan and everybody get s
splattered by some sort of "holy" shit.

Damn, Mae, I'll be thinking about this all day........

IE: Are wars where religion seems to be the main culprit:

Is it the religion causing the problem or members of the religion causing the problem under the guise of their religion?

I won't even touch the sects within a given religion.........

I remember my thoughts of the 7 DAY WAR in Israel....I thought the jews would be in big trouble fighting the
muslim fanatics (To die for Allah is the supreme..etc.) but it didn't turn out that way----the better MEN (soliders, if you will)
beat the crap out of the Allah soldiers...........

The sympathy towards these Allah-assholes is beyond me.....
I would find it very hard to believe (tolerate) the "compassion"
(my ass) towards them for ANY reason...........and one of the worst reasons would be to keep stirring the pot just to make a better headline for tomorrow.........

Well done, MAE!

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Stanley said...

Mae, this is a great post. I don't have a lot of time to comment, but there is not much that I can add.

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Anonymous frank said...

Great Post Mae.

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