The Poodle Cries the Blues

Will this ever end?

BOSTON, Jan. 17 -- Sen. John F. Kerry, in some of his most pointed public comments yet about the presidential election, invoked Martin Luther King Jr.'s legacy on Monday as he criticized President Bush and decried reports of voter disenfranchisement.

The Massachusetts Democrat, Bush's challenger in November, spoke at Boston's annual Martin Luther King Jr. Day Breakfast. He reiterated that he decided not to challenge the election results, but said "thousands of people were suppressed in the effort to vote."

People with dignity know how to lose gracefully. They figure out what they themselves did wrong or could have done better, and they give it another try. But then again, we're talking about politicians; Democrat politicians, more specifically. In this particular case, we're talking about that charlatan, that communist sympathizer, John Fuckface Kerry.

"Voting machines were distributed in uneven ways. In Democratic districts, it took people four, five, 11 hours to vote, while Republicans [went] through in 10 minutes -- same voting machines, same process, our America," he said.

He and the rest of the Dummycrats just can't accept that they lost because America is not buying their brand of bullshit right now. This cry of voter fraud against Democrats is laughable for the simple reason that he admits many of these very same voting districts where the fraud supposedly occurred are controlled by Dems from the registrar of voters down to the precinct captains. If things went wrong in these Dummycrat districts, like uneven distribution of voting machines, how is that the Republicans' fault? "Same voting machines, same process" sounds like equality to me. I can only conclude that most of the people in these districts are just a bunch of dumbasses who are too fucking stupid to vote in the first place, or the Dummycrats that run these districts are thoroughly incompetent. It's probably a combination of both.

Message to Fuckface: You're a do-nothing senator with one of the worst records in the Senate. I am ashamed that you wore the US Navy uniform strictly for the purpose of your own personal aggrandizement. STFU, and go away already. You make me sick. And your wife is a lunatic. And you look like a French, fromage-eating surrender monkey.

There, I feel better now.